Sleeping in the queen bed at my in-laws: C:daddy is squishing me

Me: honey that’s why we made you a special bed on the floor, so you wouldn’t get squished.

Jon: we could go cuddle down there together, and we wouldn’t be squishy.

C: or Daddy could just go down there and I wouldn’t be squished…

And like that, Daddy got kicked out of the bed and onto the mattress on the floor. #problemsolved